Sponsor |  PinGUY | Dec 4, 2006 3:39pm | Taking from MagmaBabe
THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS BLACK:
1. He called everybody brother
2. He had no permanent address
3. Nobody would hire him
THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS JEWISH:
1. He lived at home until the age of 33
2. He went into his father's business
3. He was sure his mother was a virgin, and his mother was sure he was God
THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS IRISH:
1. He never got married.
2. He never held a steady job
3. His last request was a drink
THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS ITALIAN:
1. He talked with his hands
2. He had wine with every meal
3. He worked in the building trades
THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS CALIFORNIAN:
1. He never cut his hair
2. He walked around barefoot
3. He invented a new religion
THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS PUERTO RICAN:
1. His first name was Jesus
2. He was always in trouble with the law
3. His mother did not know who his father was
THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS A CULTIST:
1. He formed his own secret group of 12 followers.
2. He claimed he had special connection to God.
3. On the third day after his death he went up to the spaceship.
THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS IN ADVERTISING
1. He found himself regularly praying for mercy.
2. He liked to make big speeches at supper.
3. He was adamant that even the most whopping sins can be forgiven.
THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS A RASTAFARIAN
1. He was from Babylon.
2. He wore dread locks.
3. His picture is on the zig-zag package.
THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS GAY:
1. John was his beloved
2. He called all his women friends "Mary"
3. He was truly divine in those spikes that were just to die for! |
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Sponsor | | AnswerMan | Dec 5, 2006 1:19am | | Fun or no fun. this is totally disrespectful. and not to be posted on a public forum. There are believers also in this group, this is like "insult" for them. sometimes. |
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Sponsor | | Merino-Teflon | Dec 5, 2006 1:39am | Whereas, I find post one to be humouress, and quite gently so.
One could take more offence in the stereotypes it presents, if one looked to do so whilst missing the point.
I come from a family full of protestents and catholics, most of them would see the humour in this.
I myself take the mickey something chronic out of religion, jesus, etc.
Whilst being totally respectful to friends and family who have their believes.
Is it okay for me to have this perspective, or my sense of humour? |
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Sponsor | | AnswerMan | Dec 5, 2006 1:44am | okay, I agree. I did laugh. my family is also full of such people. I started to find the "fun" when they pray. It was always pointless to pray for every damn thing. wouldn't such a god be pissed off? I get angry when I see the mailbox filled with spam.
this is not any joke, but I like the animation and the effort the believers did
to make it.
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Don't worry ma boy. its only a fucking crucify-thingy. lets go get a beer.
I LOVE THIS ONE!
![The image]() /www.whereisgod.net/images/Jesus_Hug.gif" cannot be displayed, because it contains errors." src="http://www.whereisgod.net/images/Jesus_Hug.gif" width="221" height="155" />gay-jesus
hug. When you think that no one loves you....
Okay, all this may be disrespectful. Shhh! don't tell the mod. |
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| | Cavale | Dec 5, 2006 2:15am | | . |
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|  mrstarstuff | Dec 5, 2006 5:13am | Good morning(to those in N.A.)--
religion is unthinking, airheaded, fear mongering nonsense for which there is no excuse. It is responsible for more intolerance and blood shed than anything else through history, so dont sit on the fence - treat it as it deserves:
disrepect?-- my ass!
John(mrstarstuff) |
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| | Hamfish | Dec 5, 2006 2:09pm | | I do have to say that these jokes are in very bad taste and utterly disrespectful............... Can we have more please?? :o) |
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| | Duo-Maxwell | Dec 5, 2006 2:40pm | bone up, this is the internet, 90% of it isn't politically correct, and it shouldn't be.
Don't censor yourself or anyone else. |
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Sponsor | | Karolinger | Dec 5, 2006 3:01pm | | ˇViva la libertad de expresión! |
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